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The latest mythology, PSAs, and more from Porky's Groove Machine.

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released April 11, 2017

Porky’s Groove Machine is:
Trombone/vocals - Matt Lowe
Trumpet/vocals - Marshall Yoes
Saxophone/vocals/mythological narrator - Casey Frenz
Guitar/vocals - Ilan Blanck -
Bass/vocals - Nick Allen
Congas/vocals - Eli Edelman
Aux. percussion/vocals - Luke Rivard
Drum set/vocals - Jeremiah Lemke-Rochon

All lyrics and music written and performed by Porky’s Groove Machine, with help from:
-Tori Smith on "Haminacan"
-Lawrence University Harmonia on "Porkus"

Learned and recorded at Darsh Mansion studios in Appleton, WI 12/2017

Mixed and mastered by Ilan Blanck with the help of LANDR.com

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Porky's Groove Machine Appleton, Wisconsin

The finest funk in all the universe is crafted on Planet Funk. After leading the revolution to overcome the evil lord Sauron who had banned brunch and syncopation, Porky sent his Groove Machine to Earth piloted by Interstellar Funk Missionary Robeert Beerchild. We carry on the tradition of this funk according to Robeert's teachings and our funk focuses on important themes like brunch and anatomy. ... more

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Track Name: Don't Turn Me On (and Walk Away)
Don't turn me on and just walk away
Don't fire my furnace up if you ain't gonna stay
You know that I don't have infinite energy
Which is why we're talkin' energy efficiency

Don't forget to flick me off if you can't stick around
There's only so much coal, deep beneath the ground
Our fires won't be burning for eternity
Which is why we're talking energy efficiency

Put a sweater on, buy efficient bulbs
Turn the furnace off, and if you feel the love
We can turn out the light, and we can snuggle tight
And we'll stay warm while saving on our heating bill, toooooonight

There are so many ways that we can show our love
For the funkiest of worlds that's given us so much
So let's get down and dirty, we'll show you what we mean
We're talkin' all those funky ways to live sustainably

Ride your bike, it'll feel alright
If you ask around, there are lots of ways to get downtown
Hop on the bus, the ride's on us
Find a public groove machine and you'll be feelin' green
Track Name: PSA (Porky's Service Announcement)
Don't be silly, wrap your willy
Don't be silly, wrap your willy
Don't be silly, wrap your willy

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

It won't take long, wrap your shlong
It won't take long, wrap your shlong
It won't take long, wrap your shlong

BYAAAA

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